Let us all now sing our praises to the Lord today!
Although you may not share our beliefs system
Which is perfectly OKAY

Maybe you worship an abstract being that is kind of vague
Or maybe you just worship a guy who's name is Greg

Perhaps your religion doesn't include a time called 'Lent'
But whatever your religion is, we support you 100 percent!

So sit around the fire
And have a chestnut roast
Or raise a glass in toast
To Happy Days' Donnie Most!

But if you prefer to eat Indian food on Christmas Day
I can only shrug my shoulders and say "Namaste"

Personally I prefer
Turkey, gravy and salad
But let's never forget
All cultures are valid!

So let's have peace on earth and cut out all the bull. (Moooooooo!)
Let's have a holiday season that's multi-cultural.
If there's one point we'd like to make
With this festive holiday song
It's that Christmas comes
Just once a year
So for a few days
For crying out loud!
Can we all just get along?!?



Let's Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas

Open up your heart and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in.
We'll gather at the Roadhouse with our next of kin.
And Santa can be our regular Saturday night thing.
We'll decorate a barstool and gather round and sing.

Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas this year!
Or we'll tear your throat out and kick you in the ear!

It's my way or the highway, this Christmas at my ba-ha-haar
I'll have to smash your kneecaps if you bastards touch my car!
I got the word that Santa has been stealing from the till.
I think that that right jolly old elf had better make out his will ohh!

Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas, one and all.
And this can be the haziest...this can be the laziest...
This can be the Swayziest Christmas of them ALL!